Cali Sober Tee

Vibe:
Still fun. Still feral. Just hydrated.

Description:
Cali sober-ish.

All the personality, none of the hangover. This tee is for people who still like a good time, just not the headache, the regrets, or the group chat apology tour. It’s chill, tongue-in-cheek, and very much not a TED Talk about wellness.

You’re not boring.
You’re selective.

Soft, lived-in, and perfect for iced coffee runs, beach thoughts, and saying “I’m good” without explaining further.

Details:
• Unisex fit
• Garment-dyed, vintage feel
• Soft cotton you’ll grab on autopilot
• Low-key flex, high comfort

Same vibe.
Better mornings.