Description: For the ones who prefer their trips without checkpoints. The Can’t Breathalyze Mushrooms tee is soft, vintage-washed, and guaranteed to get a grin. Bright, cheeky, and a little chaotic — perfect for road trips, festivals, or just laughing at your own jokes.
Features: • Unisex garment-dyed tee with a vintage, lived-in feel • 100% ring-spun cotton for softness and durability • Classic fit with relaxed shoulders • Printed front graphic: “Can’t Breathalyze Mushrooms” rainbow mushroom design • Available in our vintage-feel white tee • Made to order