Description: For the people who actually know their strains, terp profiles, and which one won’t ruin your plans. The Professional Drug Dealer hoodie is an inside joke for budtenders and cannabis pros who do this all day — legally, responsibly, and with way more knowledge than most people realize.
It’s funny if you get it. Confusing if you don’t. Exactly how it should be.
Wear it behind the counter, on your day off, or anywhere you want to quietly signal yeah, I work in the industry without explaining yourself.
Features: • Midweight fleece — cozy, warm, built for long shifts • Unisex fit — true to size or size up for oversized comfort • Printed front graphic: Professional Drug Dealer handwritten-style text • Made to order