Antique Slut

Vibe:
Unbothered, over-caffeinated, and morally opposed to minimalism.

Description:
For the girls who get feral over mid-century furniture and chipped china.
The Biggest Slut at the Antique Store hoodie is cozy, irreverent, and dangerously accurate. Equal parts self-aware and unhinged, it’s the perfect uniform for treasure hunting, thrifting, and outbidding someone’s grandma on a ceramic ashtray you absolutely didn’t need.

Features:
• Midweight fleece — soft inside, structured outside
• Classic hoodie fit with drawstring hood & kangaroo pocket
• Unisex sizing — true to size; size up for a relaxed, slouchy fit
• Printed front graphic: gothic text Biggest Slut at the Antique Store
• Made to order