Vibe: Unbothered, over-caffeinated, and morally opposed to minimalism.
Description: For the girls who get feral over mid-century furniture and chipped china. The Biggest Slut at the Antique Store hoodie is cozy, irreverent, and dangerously accurate. Equal parts self-aware and unhinged, it’s the perfect uniform for treasure hunting, thrifting, and outbidding someone’s grandma on a ceramic ashtray you absolutely didn’t need.
Features: • Midweight fleece — soft inside, structured outside • Classic hoodie fit with drawstring hood & kangaroo pocket • Unisex sizing — true to size; size up for a relaxed, slouchy fit • Printed front graphic: gothic text Biggest Slut at the Antique Store • Made to order